buzzfeed:

Pizza understands me in a way that no one else can. 

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whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

So we tried it from a different angle and

I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

(Source: fierce-imaginings, via couldhavebeensomanyways)

“Trust me, I’m a doctor”

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Once Upon A Stache ✭ Regina Mills Season 2

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once upon a piece of parchment

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s-madness:

themusethatgrewfromboredom:

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

#ok who invited regina

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jillbiden:

assfcuker:

ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of vagina. Your vagina gets looser as you become more sexually aroused during intercourse. This is why when you normally put a finger in your vagina, its a lot tighter than when you put it in when you’re…

“You wanna mess with me?!”

(Source: drdoccubustorres, via angiesvoice)

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itswalky:

dcwomenkickingass:

So in May, Marvel introduced a new X-Men title. You might have heard of it? Brian Wood? Olivier Copiel? All women?

Marvel publicized the hell out of the book pitching stories to not just the comic folks but other media. Like CNN. Where there were, at…

“Would Sasha ever consider doing a Broadway play when she’s not filming ? And if so, would it be a musical or just a play ?” (x)

(Source: laviedesautres, via wickedolive)

This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

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gracehelbig:

Just so everyone on Tumblr knows… Hannah Hart is the single greatest person I have ever met. She’s also the tallest. I also love logging into things on her computer and then forgetting that I did. 

Sincerely,

The Real Grace Helbig

pizzaforpresident:

this show was so f**ked up

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